Kids make the dumbest arguments to get out of learning.
drugs? why not bugs? have you ever snorted a cockroach? it might be exhilarating! you could be the first one to try!
do you think he knows
What I find really astonishing isn’t that a giant land snail managed to earn a doctorate, but that he managed to land a national TV spot despite displaying this kind of egregious, disrespectful behaviour towards his co-host.
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what the hell oh my god
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(AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU)
LOOK WHAT I MADE
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