Kids make the dumbest arguments to get out of learning.
drugs? why not bugs? have you ever snorted a cockroach? it might be exhilarating! you could be the first one to try!
(Source: neongenesisevangaylion, via alexandrakollontai)
do you think he knows
What I find really astonishing isn’t that a giant land snail managed to earn a doctorate, but that he managed to land a national TV spot despite displaying this kind of egregious, disrespectful behaviour towards his co-host.
(Source: 4est, via tiggyloo)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
what the hell oh my god
(Source: nyaa, via totallynotagentphilcoulson)
(AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU)
LOOK WHAT I MADE
(Source: ainsleyharriot, via chongotheartist)